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Festicle 

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009
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Festifull 

1. the inability to partake in live music events in the days or time following a celebration or fest.

2. a relentless state of exhaustion following a periodic commemoration, anniversary, or celebration.

3. perpetual bitterness and withdrawal following a period or program of festive activities, cultural events, or entertainment.

4. the antithesis of gaiety; revelry; merrymaking.

5. fuck you.
Girl: "Hey, welcome back from Coachella! Want to go to a show with me tonight?"
Boy: "No way, bitch... I'm fucking festifull"
The off topic message board of IGN. A mixture of heated debates on the topic of religion, politics etc. over reactions to recent news events, rampant trolling, comic threads, and bitching about why you cant get laid complimented by a large amount of spam.
Hey man have you been posting on the vestibule tonight?
Vestibule by roboticmrhelloo April 26, 2009

The Vestibule

Described as a "test run" of the IGN boards, it is currently the most-used forum on IGN. It is frequently called "The Spam Board". As of 2005, the Vestibule has accumulated over 100 million posts. It is commonly referred to as "Teh Vesti" or "The Vesti" by its regulars. At the beginning of 2006, the Vesti was nearly overrun by noobs, or newly registerd users. Many of these users spammed the boards unmercifully to add posts to their post count. The Vestibule lost many regulars in 2006 including: The.Boss, raffaelhookel, and Charcoal2k. Since then, many users have complained that The Vestibule has declined in quality.
I'd better fap furiously to this pic of goddess bunny because it's on The Vestibule!!!!11one11!!!
The Vestibule by Ivebeenpermad August 6, 2006

IGN Vestibule 

A place to talk about masturbation, gaming, whether .9~ = 1, or religious topics that always get 100 replies.
Billy learned how to masturbate from the Vestibule.
IGN Vestibule by absolutsolidus July 11, 2003

Festicle. 

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.
1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
Festicle. by sam nutt May 3, 2007
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square grouper

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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