Festifull 

1. the inability to partake in live music events in the days or time following a celebration or fest.

2. a relentless state of exhaustion following a periodic commemoration, anniversary, or celebration.

3. perpetual bitterness and withdrawal following a period or program of festive activities, cultural events, or entertainment.

4. the antithesis of gaiety; revelry; merrymaking.

5. fuck you.

Girl: "Hey, welcome back from Coachella! Want to go to a show with me tonight?"
Boy: "No way, bitch... I'm fucking festifull"

Festifull by Wordsmith Extraordinaire AD April 17, 2013

fistfull 

when someone asks if you have been fisten, the correct reply is: "by the fistFUUUUUULLLL!!!!!!!" it is simply crass and bad mannered to reply with anything else! A fistfull is when u get heaps of action with the chicks!

been fisten?
by the fistfull!
been footen?
by the footfull!
craven morehead!
who is craven morehead?
apparently you are hahahaha!

fistfull by late Cummer April 16, 2006

Festivaller 

A festivaller is someone who appreciates and enjoys festivals and doesn't mind travelling long distances to live the spirit at its place all around the world. Whether it is a huge music festival like Coachella or a relatively small local festival. To a festivaller, with music comes freedom.

We have met this festivaller dude at Coachella.

Festivaller by music_is_freedom September 12, 2012

Festifail 

An outward display of fail in massive quantities. From the traditional celebratory term "festival". Synonymous with carnifail

Rick: "I've invested all of my capital in time shares."

Financial Adviser: "Festifail!"

Festifail by happysmiles January 16, 2009

festicule 

generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules

mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!

festicule by byte_me February 25, 2014

Festibulous 

A word typifying awesomeness, greatness and all things grand. Often taught at an early age to the young intellectual.

Thats totally festibulous!!

Festibulous by Roy Random July 24, 2003

festiallity 

feastiallity
n.

1. To have feast-like qualities

(see feast)

1. Our waitress is a prime candidate for festiality.

2. All the ugly people in this bar make it quite the festiality central.

festiallity by Punkysoup August 27, 2005