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festicule

generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules
mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!
by byte_me February 25, 2014
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feticulate

A portmanteau of 'fecal' and 'particulate'.

Feticulate is the collective term for the airborne microscopic shit particles which accompany a fart. The level of feticulate is much worse if the fart is unfiltered (via clothing such as underwear) or if the originator of the fart accidentally draws muck at the time of farting.
"Please keep you anus closed while we are in the elevator. I do not care to breathe your feticulate."
by Johnny Domino October 27, 2011
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Festicle

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009
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Farticules

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.
Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.
by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010
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Festifull

1. the inability to partake in live music events in the days or time following a celebration or fest.

2. a relentless state of exhaustion following a periodic commemoration, anniversary, or celebration.

3. perpetual bitterness and withdrawal following a period or program of festive activities, cultural events, or entertainment.

4. the antithesis of gaiety; revelry; merrymaking.

5. fuck you.
Girl: "Hey, welcome back from Coachella! Want to go to a show with me tonight?"
Boy: "No way, bitch... I'm fucking festifull"
by Wordsmith Extraordinaire AD April 17, 2013
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testiculectomy

the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.
Chris had a testiculectomy preformed when he was holding his girlfriend's purse at the mall.
by Deborah Lee December 26, 2008
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Festicle.

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.
1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
by sam nutt May 3, 2007
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