generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules
mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!
by byte_me February 25, 2014
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Feticulate is the collective term for the airborne microscopic shit particles which accompany a fart. The level of feticulate is much worse if the fart is unfiltered (via clothing such as underwear) or if the originator of the fart accidentally draws muck at the time of farting.
Feticulate is the collective term for the airborne microscopic shit particles which accompany a fart. The level of feticulate is much worse if the fart is unfiltered (via clothing such as underwear) or if the originator of the fart accidentally draws muck at the time of farting.
"Please keep you anus closed while we are in the elevator. I do not care to breathe your feticulate."
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Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
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Get the Farticules mug.1. the inability to partake in live music events in the days or time following a celebration or fest.
2. a relentless state of exhaustion following a periodic commemoration, anniversary, or celebration.
3. perpetual bitterness and withdrawal following a period or program of festive activities, cultural events, or entertainment.
4. the antithesis of gaiety; revelry; merrymaking.
5. fuck you.
2. a relentless state of exhaustion following a periodic commemoration, anniversary, or celebration.
3. perpetual bitterness and withdrawal following a period or program of festive activities, cultural events, or entertainment.
4. the antithesis of gaiety; revelry; merrymaking.
5. fuck you.
Girl: "Hey, welcome back from Coachella! Want to go to a show with me tonight?"
Boy: "No way, bitch... I'm fucking festifull"
Boy: "No way, bitch... I'm fucking festifull"
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1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.
2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
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