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festivus pole
1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.
2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.
2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.
festivus pole by matelalique December 16, 2011
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Festibues • Festivus • Festibeard • festibobs • festibros • Festibule • Festibulous • Festiesio • festihoes • Festivus opening
Festivus
n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are accomplished. A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the holiday.
festihoes
women who go to festivals. They’re either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant. Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.
- Andrew Tate
- Andrew Tate
- good god! her instagram is full of screaming and yelling from the festival she went to
- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’
- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’
festihoes by trilliondollaralligator April 29, 2023
Festivus
Festivus is a holiday created by Mr. Castanza after he failed to buy a doll for his beloved son George. This holiday celebrates the things that grieved you for the past solar cycle (1 year). It is celebrated annually on December 23rd by the Castanza household and Seinfeld super-fans. The abscence of a tree is replaced by an aluminum pole. A festivus ritual is two people wrestling each other remorselessly and the head of the family is to be pinned. The holiday's motto is a festivus for the rest of us. For a period of over 20 years, Festivus was suspended from celebration only to be reencarnated by Cosmo Cramer in 1998.
festibobs
Festibobs are like your holibobs but at a festival where you come home feeling worse than before you went.
festibobs by Matt Horton, Helen Moon, Paul Eaton, Pete James & Vicki Reeves September 21, 2007
Festicles
The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES
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