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femtopenis
a disease in which males possess a penis that is so tremoundously small that the doctors at his birth mistook him for not having a gender due to the absence of any gentials
Dad: Is it a boy or a girl?
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck
femtopenis by nitions and you want to use yo September 11, 2021
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Femtep • femtopenis • femtopia • femception • Femmepreneur • Femtek • FemTequilla • Femterrupt • Femtex • fem top
Femterrupt
1. The ironic act of a woman interrupting a man because she is not listening to, or interested in, what he is saying despite claims of being silenced because of her gender.
2. A tongue-in-cheek word coined to highlight the absurdity of feminist attempts to make the universal act of interrupting a gendered issue (see manterrupting).
2. A tongue-in-cheek word coined to highlight the absurdity of feminist attempts to make the universal act of interrupting a gendered issue (see manterrupting).
John: "I'm sorry I left my tools on the dining table again, but I was..."
Sally: "Don't tell me you're sorry when I have repeatedly spoken to you about this!"
John: "I'm trying to apologize and explain my forgetfulness on this occasion. Please don't femterrupt me."
Sally: "Don't tell me you're sorry when I have repeatedly spoken to you about this!"
John: "I'm trying to apologize and explain my forgetfulness on this occasion. Please don't femterrupt me."
Femterrupt by AJDash May 15, 2018
Femtopenis
An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.
Femtopenis by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 8, 2022
femception
Verb. The act of a woman planting ideas in a man’s head to achieve a result that she wants, while making him believe it’s what he wants.
femception by Fembot69 January 1, 2023
Femmepreneur
The brazenly blended Independent Woman with an ardent passion for Wealth, Health and Prosperity.
A Mistress of power & grace, dedication & ability; and that with intuitive vision & innovation creates a prosperous magnificent life and business.
A Mistress of power & grace, dedication & ability; and that with intuitive vision & innovation creates a prosperous magnificent life and business.
Femmepreneur by TheFemmepreneur.com Author July 24, 2014
Femtopia
An amazing and lenient discord server in which everything is related to femboys! It's the Femboy Hooters of discord.
discord.gg/j4CtAvCV8J
discord.gg/j4CtAvCV8J
Femtopia by ThisNamePassesTheLengthOfNames July 15, 2021
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