femtopenis 

a disease in which males possess a penis that is so tremoundously small that the doctors at his birth mistook him for not having a gender due to the absence of any gentials

Dad: Is it a boy or a girl?
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck

femtopenis by nitions and you want to use yo September 11, 2021

Femtopenis 

An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.

It's a commonly accepted fact that Putin has a femtopenis.

Femtopenis by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 8, 2022

Femerpenis 

When a guy has a sexual attraction to sticking his penis in-between a person's femers

Person 1: Karen my boyfriend has femerpenis
Person 2: how you know?
Person 1: when we were having sex he pulled out and started fucking my thighs.

Femerpenis by jOkEsOnYOuxX June 10, 2018