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Short for Femto and Femtosecond
Over the past two decades, many different types of extremely fast phenomena have been successfully studied by means of femtosecond time-resolved optical spectroscopy.
Femt by wingsofdarkness April 29, 2020
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1. (noun)A Man's penis
antonym: a woman's twat (a woman's vagina)
2. A man's cock
3. A man's dick
4. A man's peter
5. A man's member
You're such a femt sucker.
Femt by femt April 20, 2009
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Dress Femt 

To provide anyone with something against wishes, usually in reference to teens doing acts with other teens
Ngl, my dad would kill me if he knew I dress femt
Dress Femt by Aldinedictionary January 18, 2022
A feminist. Term originates from the fact that feminism is a misandrist movement masquerading in the guise of promoting equality. Essentially someone who promotes equality through inequality i.e - a retard.
"Man it must be getting close to election time all I can smell in the streets these days is unwashed pussy from these activist femtards"
Femtard by Ladyballz October 2, 2019

The Griffith Femto Theory 

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

femtopenis 

a disease in which males possess a penis that is so tremoundously small that the doctors at his birth mistook him for not having a gender due to the absence of any gentials
Dad: Is it a boy or a girl?
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck

femtrooper

A female Stormtrooper. Similar to a Starwars Imperial Stormtrooper with the exception of High heal boots, anatomically correct breastplate(optional V-cut for cleavage and/or belly showing).
There was a legion of Stormtroopers at Comicon, but all the fanboys were drooling over the one Femtrooper.
femtrooper by RaptorEM July 26, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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