A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

The Griffith Femto Theory by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

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pulled a femto

when someone (usually a friend) turns evil and rapes your girl. Derived from Berserk, where the main antagonist, Griffith, sacrifices the Band of the Hawk to the God Hand, gains an alter ego named Femto (hence the definition), and rapes the main character (Guts)'s significant other, Casca.

person 1: "Dude, me and Alisa were hanging out at the bar last night, when my buddy Andrew came out of nowhere and pulled a femto on her!"

person 2: "Holy shit, is she alright?"

pulled a femto by minccinofoxglove381 March 19, 2025

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femboy hooters

where the men are pretty and the boys have cooters

take me down to the femboy hooters

femboy hooters by s1nj1ns bu55y June 7, 2020

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Femboi2.0

A boy who pretends that's his a Korean Girl and like romantic scene.He will report to you and report to police.He is super jealous people life and will do anything he want to ruin people life.

If you bully the femboi2.0 will report police if police don't care he will report lawyer,if the lawyer don't care he will report to Mommy.

Femboi2.0 by ScarletVictoria November 8, 2020

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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