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that homo's a real femto.
femto by legituser69 May 20, 2019
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femto sucked kenny's balls behind Arby's
femto by legituser69 May 20, 2019
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Femto arc 

Stage of life that you are very toxic
That man had a rough relationship, now he’s going through his femto arc
Femto arc by Kupid.2 March 11, 2023

The Griffith Femto Theory 

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

pulled a femto 

when someone (usually a friend) turns evil and rapes your girl. Derived from Berserk, where the main antagonist, Griffith, sacrifices the Band of the Hawk to the God Hand, gains an alter ego named Femto (hence the definition), and rapes the main character (Guts)'s significant other, Casca.
person 1: "Dude, me and Alisa were hanging out at the bar last night, when my buddy Andrew came out of nowhere and pulled a femto on her!"

person 2: "Holy shit, is she alright?"

femboy hooters 

where the men are pretty and the boys have cooters

Femboi2.0 

A boy who pretends that's his a Korean Girl and like romantic scene.He will report to you and report to police.He is super jealous people life and will do anything he want to ruin people life.
If you bully the femboi2.0 will report police if police don't care he will report lawyer,if the lawyer don't care he will report to Mommy.
Femboi2.0 by ScarletVictoria November 8, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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