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forniphilia 

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.
Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?
forniphilia by waz223 August 27, 2011

formophobia 

n. Paralyzing fear, distress, and nervousness caused by the act of entering personal information into a pre-made template. Making simple tasks such as applying for jobs, school, etc. almost impossible for the affected.

see also: Form anxiety
"Jane can't work in a clerical environment because of her Formophobia"
formophobia by Aaron-Core February 2, 2009

Formicophilia 

the fetish of having small insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached. Entomophillia is the wider term for those who find sexual pleasure with a range of various insects rather than ants alone.
to have formicophilia you must seriously fucked in the head
Formicophilia by mofo2575 October 30, 2008

furnophiliac 

maria is such a furnophiliac, she likes to pleasure herself with her bedpost

Formicophiliac 

A person (creep/stalker/e.t.c) with the fetish of having small insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached. Entomophillia is the wider term for those who find sexual pleasure with a range of various insects rather than ants alone.

also see hemonecroformicophiliac
Being a Formicophiliac is not ok! see your doctor today! (or psychiatrist) o.O
Formicophiliac by ORC_ASM June 13, 2011

Femophilia 

n. A paraphilia described as a obsession with seeing feminine traits applied to a male or masculine individual. Femophilia is most common when being applied to male individuals that already express a cute or youthful appearance and/or personality.
"Raymond looks so cute in that maid outfit. uwu"
"Dude, wth? You have femophilia!"
Femophilia by Anon7650 January 10, 2022