Felc is an English rapper, born in Colchester. He always had a love for music and one day he decided to follow his dreams and record the hit single “Tokyo”
by Tyzx February 6, 2021
Get the Felc mug.A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012
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During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.
I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”
by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019
Get the belly felcher mug.Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt
by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019
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Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal
Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal
by fantastic spastic March 27, 2010
Get the felch brewing mug.1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
by Selevan May 3, 2013
Get the Felching the clown mug.The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.
It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.
by RegrettingLifesDecisions December 27, 2010
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