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felchbag 

Someone who is worse than a douchebag. Kinda like a bag full of felched out semen from an asshole. Suck, spit, suck, spit. And that person is the bag that holds the freshly sucked anal dwelling semen.
That felchbag put a huge wing on the back of his 240. It now looks like a shopping cart.

If you weren't such a felchbag, you would drive a real car, instead of that anemic 4 banger with a snail.
felchbag by 240's are weak August 22, 2007
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felchball 

To suck semen out of ones ass after anal intercourse and snowball (spit) it back in that persons mouth.
After Darren came in Kelli's ass he felched the semen back out and felchballed her.
felchball by Ornery August 1, 2006

felch bag 

A demeaning insult used to put down others or to destroy character even more so than using the term duche bag. Related to felch. Following anal sex the male removes his penis from the females rectum. The male proceeds to insert a straw into his bitches ass hole... and sucks ejaculate out of the rectum in which it was deposited. This process is usually followed by a long passionate kiss. When you call someone this, you are telling them that they are dirty as fuck.
zip it ya felch bag

damn Alby ur the biggest fuckin felch bag i know
felch bag by Kutch January 10, 2009

Felchball 

After vaginal intercourse you allow the semen to drip down to her asshole, eat it out, and then spit it back into her mouth. It's a mixture of felching and snowballing.
"Want to try a felchball tonight? After that donkey punch I'm sure it's nothing for you..."
Felchball by Cryophile October 23, 2009

felch bag 

those who enjoy taking part in the process called felching
can also be used as a derogatory term that is considered worse than a dbag
zip it gorman... ya felch bag

gosh t-alby loves felching so much, he put FELCH BAG on the back of his rec league jersey
felch bag by KutchKilla03 January 25, 2008

Felchball 

its a cross between felching and snowballing so you suck up the cum then spit it into your partners mouth.
john wanted to felch but stephanie didnt so they felchballed to make them both happy.
Felchball by dick slap to the face February 22, 2009
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