Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.
Hey, did you see that Beckyjust 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?
Clint Stevens is youtuber/twitch streamer who is a big gay and likes big manly hands. He is very pale and soulless due to his ginger hair. All he does is play Super Mario Odyssey all day in his room and has no social contacts with anyone. Currently he has discussed his plans to go to an elementary school and record a bunch of elementary school children. He is very controversial, and says a lot of phrases like, "just stop having cancer" and "It's not like its 90° it's just a little curve" while talking about his smol pp. He is also very popular for creating a meme on his channel commonly referred to as the local ginger boy meme.
Local ginger boy FearsomeFire is big gay for Clint Stevens' big manly hands as he yells for big manly hands
- closely related to the term "daps-for-that" which is an offered high five hence the daps part. "Fapsfadat" is to be used on an occasion where "daps-for-that" simply won't do. The listener likes the speakers statement so much that he/she believes it deserves a fap.
Jim:I got a newbong today and found a great new porn site.
Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.
The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.
The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.