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Fartistic Licence 

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide
"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
Fartistic Licence by bromp February 18, 2010

fareistic 

Someone who is attracted to food or has a food fetish. Its also another word for food-sexual just fancier( food-sexual is not valid )
*name* is attracted to food so they would be fareistic
fareistic by connie.k February 5, 2021

Favrestock

Favrestock is a several month long period of intense media speculation, conjecture, indecisiveness, and hubbub circling around Brett Favre.

It is customary during Favrestock that Brett Favre hint at the possibility of ending his retirement and subsequently return to National Football League. Once this initial statement has been made, the excitement and dread of Favrestock commences.

Favrestock's humble beginnings date back to March 4, 2008 when Brett Favre shocked the world when he openly proclaimed his retirement after 16 illustrious seasons in Green Bay. Favre's retirement was short lived when he decided to make a return to NFL that resulted in a messy divorce with the Green Bay Packers.

Favre's resulting statement of a triumphant return sent the NFL world into a frenzy. Thus, Favrestock was born.
Pandering ESPN reporter: Today on SportsCenter Brett Favre meets with team physicans. Chris Mortensen dishes the facts on the next chapter of the Favre Saga.

NFL fan: Dude! Brett Favre is un-retiring... AGAIN! I hope he'll go back to playing with the Jets!

Another NFL fan: Please! Favre is a fossil, he needs to take his rightful spot in the pasture. Don't get so caught up in this freaking Favrestock.

NFL fan: We'll at least we went to the playoffs... Sheesh, the guy is a proven winner.

Another NFL fan: That's what everyone thinks... Favrestock is back once again!
Favrestock by Define Me! August 18, 2009

Favreitis 

The inability to make up one's mind. Named after Brett Favre, who has a noted history of being unable to make up his mind.
I came down with Favreitis when I couldn't decide what ice cream I wanted to eat.
Favreitis by Sajak May 12, 2009
A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.
fartistic by Antonio Giusto February 11, 2005
One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.
Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."
Fartistic by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010