Favreitis
The inability to make up one's mind. Named after Brett Favre, who has a noted history of being unable to make up his mind.
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favoritism
When two people do the same thing, but one gets away with it and the other one doesn't. The one that gets away with it is in the favoritism click, and the one that does not is not in the click.
Bobby threw a book at the boss, and everyone laughed including the boss. Then, Betty thought this was funny so she threw her book at the boss, and everyone looked appauled, and the boss fired her.
"Hey - let's go get some lunch guys."
"No thanks Rick. You are not in our click.
You're wife is a Chinese woman who owns an American cheeseburger stand, and we don't like you. You're elevator may go all the way to the top, but your taste in woman lies somewhere between a grilled cheese dipped in cement and a chocolate covered radish. We reserve the right to execute favoritism, and its not in your favor."
"Hey - let's go get some lunch guys."
"No thanks Rick. You are not in our click.
You're wife is a Chinese woman who owns an American cheeseburger stand, and we don't like you. You're elevator may go all the way to the top, but your taste in woman lies somewhere between a grilled cheese dipped in cement and a chocolate covered radish. We reserve the right to execute favoritism, and its not in your favor."
favoritism by Mama Tina July 12, 2011
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pizza favoritism
The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
pizza favoritism by Angry old white man January 15, 2014
favoritism
I was more qualified for the job but the hiring committee instituted favoritism and hired a grossly unqualified candidate from within the University.
favoritism by your fool September 16, 2003
Mass Favoritism
My teacher told me I was her favorite student in her class. I later heard her telling another student the very same thing. I then realized she was commiting mass favoritism.
Mass Favoritism by Thistlesifter September 4, 2017
favoritism
favoritism is what the people here at urban dictionary use..they let u put hate definitions on people they dont like but if u like a rapper or a band they dont like and try to define them in a positive way they will deny ur definition becuz the people who work here are self centered ass holes who need to get a real job
go f yourselves urban dictionary
go f yourselves urban dictionary
have u putten any definitions of lil wayne your favorite rapper on urban dictionary?
no they have favoritism and dont like him so they wont let me oh and i believe its called urban dicktionary
no they have favoritism and dont like him so they wont let me oh and i believe its called urban dicktionary
favoritism by URBANDICTIONARYisbogus August 9, 2009
Fabritising
Example of Fabritising: Male enhancement adds that Fabritise about gaining inches or fad diets that Fabritise about loosing inches or pounds in a ridiculous amount of time.
Fabritising by Diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010