Fauxth 

A person of any gender, although usually female, who pretends to follow the Goth lifestyle , even though in truth they are just "posers" and wear bright pink colors and listen to pop artists such as Ke$ha when their Fauxth acquaintances aren't with them. Fauxths also generally mistake such things as TV series "True Blood" and novel/movie trilogy "Twilight" as legit Goth material, lacking any true insight to true underground Goth trends.

Things a typical Fauxth would say

"Oh my God I love Twilight Team Edward LOL!!! .. Dracula? Who's that?"

"Oh my Gosh I love the night. And the moon. EEEK! A bat! Help!! It's cold!"

Fauxth by DuskRose August 22, 2011

Fauxth Meal 

After you ejaculate in a woman's vagina and you lovingly perform cunnilingus.

I gotta get that fauxth meal after I smash, nahmean.

Fauxth Meal by MyWifeClaire October 31, 2014

fauxhound 

A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

Fauxtoshoot 

When you take photos of your friends/fam just to capture some trap bitches in the background to mock later.

Me & David had a Fauxtoshoot on the bridge to get pics of that trick walking behind us!

Fauxtoshoot by tonymadman January 20, 2017

Fauxtographer 

A person who tries to jump on the photography band-wagon by "Pointing-and-shooting" hundreds of terrible pictures, which they will upload to myspace in an album titled "My Photography", "My Art", or "Critique My work". Always followed up by the person adding "Photography" to their General section, or adding "Photography is my life..." to their About Me.

Bulletin posted at 5;34 by Jake: "Guys check out my photography"
Bulletin posted at 5: 41 by Jake: "C'mon guys I'm a photographer now, check it out"

Joseph: Jake the composition of your pictures are terrible... It looks like you just pointed your camera at whatever flowers or animals or graffiti you saw.... Plus half of them are out of focus, and as it got darker, you didn't change your exposure settings and these pictures didn't come out at all... It looks to me like you are a pseudo-photographer, a fauxtographer.

Fauxtographer by Joseph is vegan August 6, 2007

fauxtique 

When something is cheaply constructed, made in china 3 months ago, but is "aged" to look like a real antique. These items are easy to purchase at pier one or other mid to lower end "import" stores.

Colin: Hey did you see Dave's new place? He just got a bunch of stuff from that mall store that sells cheap imports.

Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.

Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.

fauxtique by schmuckaneers June 29, 2009

Fauxtombo 

A keyboard warrior with low esteem

''All he does is tweet and complain with no affirmative action in real life''

''Yea, that's a fauxtombo

Fauxtombo by therealisbaaaaaaack February 8, 2019