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A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

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fauxhound

a fake foxhound on Metal Gear Online, usually a noob who boosts his way into getting the "Foxhound" Emblem.

this room is full of fauxhounds

fauxhound by AAA ALPHa March 22, 2009

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You just did a Foxhound

This saying comes from ancient monks just before going out to slaughter some insolent people. Before the monks would leave they would say "be right back" in such a way it would imply they would be back in a few minutes but in actual fact they would be out for hours.

12:58 - Ancient Monk: gonna brb
12:58 - Ancient Ninja: kk
Ancient Monk is now Offline.
Ancient Monk is now Online.
21:40 - Ancient Ninja: Welcome back?
21:40 - Ancient Monk: Aye
21:40 - Ancient Monk: ;D
21:40 - Ancient Ninja: You just did a Foxhound

You just did a Foxhound by Ancient Ninja August 21, 2010

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Fauxpround

Describes a comment that is delivered as an insightful or profound piece of information, but is really just common sense or at least a silly oversimplification of a mainstream philosophical idea. It oftentimes applies to the musings of intelligent stoners.

Dude. All of us, like all people, we're all pretty much the same y'know!

Whoa bra! That's fauxpround

Fauxpround by danebro July 28, 2011

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Fauxfound

Something that only feels profound when high.

‘Like bc I’m high it’s profound. But I can’t remember if I knew it like not high. You know fauxfound’

Fauxfound by Joans March 2, 2022

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faphound

One who voraciously searches for or solicits masturbatory material, cf. pornhound.

Don't let Derek see your holiday photos, he's a faphound.

faphound by Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard October 5, 2008

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Foxhound

An individual of either sex/gender who is attracted to older men, i.e., a silver fox.

"I can't decide who is more attractive, Mark Harmon, Hugh Laurie, or George Clooney!"
"God, you are such a foxhound..."

Foxhound by SharkToothHooHaHa September 21, 2014

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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