fauxtique 

When something is cheaply constructed, made in china 3 months ago, but is "aged" to look like a real antique. These items are easy to purchase at pier one or other mid to lower end "import" stores.

Colin: Hey did you see Dave's new place? He just got a bunch of stuff from that mall store that sells cheap imports.

Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.

Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.

fauxtique by schmuckaneers June 29, 2009

Fauxtique 

Fake antique - an object made to look old, which is in fact new built, often sold to the unsuspecting or nouveau riche.

Excited by the fabulous price, Mary really wanted to buy the Napoleon style chair until she realized that it was merely a fauxtique knock-off, and not the real thing.

Fauxtique by JonathanWLoganPDX December 3, 2010

Fartiquette 

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**

Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.

Fartiquette by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

fatiquette 

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.

Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"

fatiquette by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

Fantique 

Old, yet still awesome. It's fantastic and antique; it's fantique.

Other form: fantiquingly (adj)

See that MILF over there? Her rack is fantique, yo!
or
Did you hook up with that gerry last night? Yeah, he had a fantiquingly huge johnson; I rode him all night.

Fantique by Lady Estrogen May 2, 2011

fauxtire 

Fauxtire is not to be confused with satire or fake news. fauxtire is over exaggerated dark humored news created to make people laugh unfortunately some of these fauxtire articles are often mistaken as real news when they reach gullible people who won't take the time to read the article and just share it. Most of the websites that create these fauxtire type article usually have a disclaimer on their website.

Person 1: I just read doctors admitted crystal meth is actually good for you!

Person 2: No way doctors would say that! That is most definitely fauxtire.

Friend Shares Post On Facebook: 'FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home '
Friend Comments: I'm sure that's fauxtire but i'm sharing it to fool some friends.

fauxtire by lebanala February 18, 2019

fattiquette

the act of minimizing your fat jokes/snides/sneers/commentary around your fat friends/coworkers

you have really bad fattiquette, you admitted to being a fattist in front of a fattie

fattiquette by jesuiscoco January 8, 2010