When something is cheaply constructed, made in china 3 months ago, but is "aged" to look like a real antique. These items are easy to purchase at pier one or other mid to lower end "import" stores.
Colin: Hey did you see Dave's new place? He just got a bunch of stuff from that mall store that sells cheap imports.
Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.
Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.
Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.
Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.
by schmuckaneers June 29, 2009
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Excited by the fabulous price, Mary really wanted to buy the Napoleon style chair until she realized that it was merely a fauxtique knock-off, and not the real thing.
by JonathanWLoganPDX December 3, 2010
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The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.
**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".
During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.
Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".
Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.
Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".
Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009
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by Lady Estrogen May 2, 2011
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Person 1: I just read doctors admitted crystal meth is actually good for you!
Person 2: No way doctors would say that! That is most definitely fauxtire.
Friend Shares Post On Facebook: 'FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home '
Friend Comments: I'm sure that's fauxtire but i'm sharing it to fool some friends.
Person 2: No way doctors would say that! That is most definitely fauxtire.
Friend Shares Post On Facebook: 'FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee’s home '
Friend Comments: I'm sure that's fauxtire but i'm sharing it to fool some friends.
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