A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.
by schmuckaneers September 17, 2009
When there is a very large discrepancy among siblings in hotness. Usually used when one sibling is very attractive, and the other one has been beaten severely with the ugly stick.
Minnix: God damn Alisha is so hot- I think she is the hottest bartender in the whole city.
Matt: Have you met her sister Jen?
Minnix: No- but I hope I do soon, thank god there are two of them...
Matt: Not so fast- there is some serious sibcrepancy there- Jen looks like someone punched her in the mouth with a fistfull of shit.
Minnix: Oh man, that's terrible-that means you aren't guaranteed to have a good looking kid with Alisha. Her stock just plummeted. How depressing.
Matt: Have you met her sister Jen?
Minnix: No- but I hope I do soon, thank god there are two of them...
Matt: Not so fast- there is some serious sibcrepancy there- Jen looks like someone punched her in the mouth with a fistfull of shit.
Minnix: Oh man, that's terrible-that means you aren't guaranteed to have a good looking kid with Alisha. Her stock just plummeted. How depressing.
by schmuckaneers May 13, 2009
1) When someone or something is so incredibly used this is the most extreme analogy you can use
2) A lifetime prostitute who is hitting her late 50s after a hard life of tobacco, alcohol and suntanning.
2) A lifetime prostitute who is hitting her late 50s after a hard life of tobacco, alcohol and suntanning.
Those bikes they rent at that shop are so used- don’t rent them - they are worn out worse than an after whore out in Reno.
by schmuckaneers October 19, 2018
When someone completely loses all social interaction skills when around someone very hot. Similar to autistic, but only around attractive people.
Guy 1: Dude, what is up with you? You are such a social retard around hot chicks. I swear you are hot-tistic. I am not going to be your wingman ever again.
Guy 2: Sorry, I know, it sucks. They are just so hot all I can do is stare at their boobs and then I get caught looking and then I get embarrassed and then I can't be funny and then I start worrying and then it just gets worse from there.
Guy 1: Stop talking. I don't care.
Guy 2: Sorry, I know, it sucks. They are just so hot all I can do is stare at their boobs and then I get caught looking and then I get embarrassed and then I can't be funny and then I start worrying and then it just gets worse from there.
Guy 1: Stop talking. I don't care.
by schmuckaneers October 09, 2009
Ben: I am so sick of Tracy, its always something with her. "Did you get the report done yet? Does it always have to be so cold in here? I am having work issues with Margie that you need to fix."
Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.
Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.
by schmuckaneers September 25, 2009
A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blurred-essentially creating a continuous patch of hair from the low back to the belly-button
Lee: Hey- Sanj- you hooked up with that hot chick priti - I bet that was incredible!
Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there
Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there
Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
by schmuckaneers June 04, 2009
Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
by schmuckaneers June 04, 2009