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fauxtester

A faux-protester, someone paid to protest despite lack of political interest.
"Hey man have you see all these 'fauxtesters' at Trump Tower today?"
fauxtester by LingoLance November 13, 2016
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Fauxtester

'Faux' or false Protester. Those who unwittingly feel good about partaking in protests that are devoid of clear messaging and/or goals, instead succumbing to public tantrums.
Selfies of Fauxtesters flooded social media after nationwide demonstrations.
Fauxtester by oldemainefarmhouse October 19, 2025

Fauxtweeter 

A person who sets up a fake celebrity Twitter account.
I hope the fauxtweeter who set up the Darth Vader Twitter account gets busted. I thought that was for real!

fauxtestor 

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.
Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.
fauxtestor by UcladudeJon March 8, 2017

fauxdestrian

1. A person standing at a crosswalk distracted by their electronics. Stopping traffic but not crossing.
2. A person attempting to walk in a crowd while texting, acting like a directionless zombie.
Look at that fauxdestrian.
What a fauxdestrian.
Did you see that fauxdestrian?

fauxtest 

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.
A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.
fauxtest by Jon November 26, 2004

Fauxster 

the wanna be hipster who cant quite afford the raybans, skinny jeans or designer fixie, but still has the silly mustache
hey that guy has fake wayfarers, i think his shirt is from target, hes gotta be a fauxster
Fauxster by BrianTurnbull June 10, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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