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fauxtexter 

(n) someone who acts big and bad on texting, but when you get in real life, their scared to say anything to your face.

(v) texting someone and pretending to be someone different than you are.
bob: i swear to God i'll punch you in your face you fat ass mother fucker.
*next day*
bob: haha, man you know i was just kidding with you :s
tim: god, your such a fauxtexter.
fauxtexter by hottxgossip8 December 20, 2008
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Fauxtweeter 

A person who sets up a fake celebrity Twitter account.
I hope the fauxtweeter who set up the Darth Vader Twitter account gets busted. I thought that was for real!

fauxtestor 

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.
Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.
fauxtestor by UcladudeJon March 8, 2017

fauxtexting 

The act of pretending to text in awkward or uncomfortable situations in order to avoid eye contact and/or conversation.
When she noticed her ex-boyfriend walking towards her at the mall, she pulled out her cell phone and began fauxtexting in order to avoid the utter awkwardness of talking to him.
fauxtexting by tanner4 March 4, 2010

fauxfeteria

The semblance of a cafeteria but with minimal food options and/or a self checkout system for rendering payment
I went to the fauxfeteria but the salad was rotten and the checkout was down.
fauxfeteria by Fauxmaker December 5, 2019

fauxtester

A faux-protester, someone paid to protest despite lack of political interest.
"Hey man have you see all these 'fauxtesters' at Trump Tower today?"
fauxtester by LingoLance November 13, 2016

Fauxtester

'Faux' or false Protester. Those who unwittingly feel good about partaking in protests that are devoid of clear messaging and/or goals, instead succumbing to public tantrums.
Selfies of Fauxtesters flooded social media after nationwide demonstrations.
Fauxtester by oldemainefarmhouse October 19, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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