fauxtexter

(n) someone who acts big and bad on texting, but when you get in real life, their scared to say anything to your face.

(v) texting someone and pretending to be someone different than you are.

bob: i swear to God i'll punch you in your face you fat ass mother fucker.
*next day*
bob: haha, man you know i was just kidding with you :s
tim: god, your such a fauxtexter.

by hottxgossip8 December 20, 2008

Fauxtweeter

A person who sets up a fake celebrity Twitter account.

I hope the fauxtweeter who set up the Darth Vader Twitter account gets busted. I thought that was for real!

by Tinkerbell Hilton July 7, 2009

fauxtestor

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.

Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.

by UcladudeJon March 8, 2017

fauxtexting

The act of pretending to text in awkward or uncomfortable situations in order to avoid eye contact and/or conversation.

When she noticed her ex-boyfriend walking towards her at the mall, she pulled out her cell phone and began fauxtexting in order to avoid the utter awkwardness of talking to him.

by tanner4 March 4, 2010

fauxfeteria

The semblance of a cafeteria but with minimal food options and/or a self checkout system for rendering payment

I went to the fauxfeteria but the salad was rotten and the checkout was down.

by Fauxmaker December 5, 2019

fauxtester

A faux-protester, someone paid to protest despite lack of political interest.

"Hey man have you see all these 'fauxtesters' at Trump Tower today?"

by LingoLance November 13, 2016

Fauxtester

'Faux' or false Protester. Those who unwittingly feel good about partaking in protests that are devoid of clear messaging and/or goals, instead succumbing to public tantrums.

Selfies of Fauxtesters flooded social media after nationwide demonstrations.

by oldemainefarmhouse October 19, 2025