Fauxster

the wanna be hipster who cant quite afford the raybans, skinny jeans or designer fixie, but still has the silly mustache

hey that guy has fake wayfarers, i think his shirt is from target, hes gotta be a fauxster

by BrianTurnbull June 10, 2011

fauxternative

Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.

"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"

NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern

by Kris February 19, 2005

Fauxsher

A Jewish person who pretends to keep kosher, but privately eats bacon and other non-kosher food.

My aunt Seena won't mix milk with meat during her Rosh Hashanah dinner, but I've seen her eat lobster plenty of times. I guess that's just fauxsher.

by The_Blaconator October 6, 2011

fauxternal

When twins say they're fraternal but you still can't tell them apart.

Micah and JT are adults now and for as long as I've known my nephews, I still struggle to tell them apart. They say they're fraternal but I saw they're fauxternal.

by Ch!ckMagnet July 20, 2018

fauxtercycle

A scooter or low-end motorcycle, usually referred to in relation to the overzealous asshole driving it as if it were a real bike.

Look at that idiot cutting lanes on his fauxtercycle!

by LiteralMisuse January 9, 2019

fauxterboat

the act of placing one's head in such a position for photographs that may lead someone to believe that person A is motorboating person B, when in fact there is no physical contact between the two parties.

My mom was upset when she saw a picture of me fauxterboating (verb) Sue because she thought I was making a bad drunken decision and these pictures would eventually come back to haunt me.

by A Train 2285 June 17, 2009

fauxstruction

A road construction zone, most often found on interstate highways, where little to no real construction occurs. The primary purpose of fauxstruction is to create revenue in the form of doubled driving infraction fees for small municipalities along the road.

Crap, I have to go 55 instead of 70? Stupid fauxstruction zones.

by dath1974 January 3, 2010