Fauxned 

Fauxned

Faux-stoned

That feeling you get when you're sober but smoke CBD flower or use CBD and start feeling stoned despite having no THC

Bro I got these CBD cigs at the shop for 20 bucks. They work just like the real deal! I got fauxned as fuck!!!

Fauxned by Mr big ballsack June 28, 2021

Fauxned 

The act of smoking and getting high from "fake weed" potpourri they sell at smoke shops.

Tom: "I'm so stoned right now!"

Phil: "Dude, this isn't real weed, you're not stoned...you're fauxned!"

Fauxned by y0ur m07h3r November 11, 2010

fauxner 

An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.

"Dude, don't get near me with that thing."

"Oh don't worry, it's just a fauxner."

fauxner by Kyle Rossi April 17, 2007

FauxNews 

A alternate name for Fox News Network; opinions masquerading as news.

'You saw that on FauxNews last night, didn't you?'

FauxNews by dwendt April 15, 2009

fauxne call

Pretending to be involved in a phone conversation, especially to avoid someone or to appear busy.

Jake was nervous about being in a room full of strangers, so he made a fauxne call that lasted as long as the party.

fauxne call by ram October 2, 2007

Fauxed 

An adjective intentionally made into a past-tense verb so as to illicitly garner at least 18 points on a Scrabble board.

Feathers and furs can be faux, fo sho,
but fauxed isn't in the dictionary, no.

Fauxed by GrammarPatrol July 20, 2010

fauxnadian 

When someone who isn't Canadian
a) Celebrates a Canadian holiday to get off work (e.g. Canada Day)

b) Talks with a pseudo-Canadian accent (e.g. Minnesotans)

c) Pretends to be Canadian overseas to avoid the hassles of being an American (e.g. George Clooney's character in Syriana).

John: I can't come into work tomorrow so I can celebrate Canada Day.
Pete: Oh yeah? You're not even Canadian! More like fauxnadian! I'll see you tomorrow.

John: Let's get some beers, eh?
Pete: Stop being a fauxnadian.

Pierre: Stupid American!
John: Oh yeah? I'm Canadian you stupid frog!
Pierre: Well then let me get you a baguette!

fauxnadian by Brandon St. Randy September 4, 2009