fauxnadian 

When someone who isn't Canadian
a) Celebrates a Canadian holiday to get off work (e.g. Canada Day)

b) Talks with a pseudo-Canadian accent (e.g. Minnesotans)

c) Pretends to be Canadian overseas to avoid the hassles of being an American (e.g. George Clooney's character in Syriana).

John: I can't come into work tomorrow so I can celebrate Canada Day.
Pete: Oh yeah? You're not even Canadian! More like fauxnadian! I'll see you tomorrow.

John: Let's get some beers, eh?
Pete: Stop being a fauxnadian.

Pierre: Stupid American!
John: Oh yeah? I'm Canadian you stupid frog!
Pierre: Well then let me get you a baguette!

fauxnadian by Brandon St. Randy September 4, 2009

faux-nadian

1) Someone who lives their whole life believing that they are Canadian, when they are not.

2) Someone who wants so badly to be Canadian that they pretend to be. A wangster of sorts, but Canadian.

"My whole family is from Saskatchewan, and I thought I was too. Then my mom told me I was adopted. I'm a faux-nadian!"

Pablo: "What's up, eh? Do you like my Maple Leafs Jersey, eh?"
Kevin: "Dude, stop trying to be Canadian, you're just a faux-nadian."

faux-nadian by BR00T4LB4BYY April 8, 2010

fauxasian 

Someone who looks or acts asian but really isnt.

Shelby's fauxasian, look at those chinky eyes.

fauxasian by ashleysays November 11, 2008

Fauxtalian 

A chain restaurant that specializes in so-called "Authentic" Italian food.

Guy: Olive Garden and Macaroni Grille are so very authentic.

Girl: Not really. It's just fauxtalian.

Fauxtalian by .....ben s....... June 22, 2008

fauxtarian

fauxtarian:
1)
used occasionally as a political term for contrived, inconsistent political platforming, often leaning negative and at times radically so
2)new - general definition + lifestyle application:
any person who adapts a platform with an outward show of its belief and adherence, who in actuality only follows said platform when convenient. fauxtariansism is more an attempt at creating depth of personality via conviction, with tangential attempts at garnering attention through its repeated declarations, rather than it being a lifestyle decision implemented with consistency - and without fanfare - in one's day to day.

2)
a fauxtarian will snarf a bratwurst one day and the next day make a big fuss over meat served in some other context, calling self a "vegetarian" to anyone in earshot. a fauxtarian will call self an animal activist and drive a car with leather upholstery. a fauxtarian will serve their kids pre-fab mac n cheese whilst shopping - and boasting - of one's own gourmet/organic adherence.

fauxtarian by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015

fanadian 

A term, originated in western Pennsylvania, used for an American who wishes they were Canadian. Fanadian's typically own plenty of Canada-themed clothing, often speak with an exaggerated Canadian accent, and will hound anybody going to Canada to bring them back some piece of Canada, be it a rock, and branch, or even Canadian dirt.

"Man, did you see that guy wearing his Moose Jaw Warriors jersey today?"
"Yeah, that guy is such a fanadian."

fanadian by The.Ben August 7, 2008

Fauxtalian 

A chain restaurant that specializes in so-called "Authentic" Italian food.

Guy: Olive Garden and Macaroni Grille are so very authentic.

Girl: Not really. It's just fauxtalian.

Fauxtalian by .....ben s....... June 21, 2008