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FauxNews 

A alternate name for Fox News Network; opinions masquerading as news.
'You saw that on FauxNews last night, didn't you?'
FauxNews by dwendt April 15, 2009
Words you can keep
A 24-hour wordneocon/word propaganda channel.
Tonight on Faux, we bash a liberal traitor for disagreeing with Bush! Later, O'Reilly yells at the son of a 9/11 victim, but don't worry, because he's a DEMOCRAT!!11!
Faux News by Blah August 8, 2003
A farcical television network that operates under the guise of a legitimate "news" channel. Its sole purpose is to pander to Republicans and to reinforce and propagate right-wing conspiracies and propaganda 24/7. One can get a good estimate of the number of Republicans in the country by looking at Faux News viewership statistics.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear the news? Apparently they found proof that Barack Obama is an Islamic terrorist born in Kenya, and also the anti-Christ. And I found out that Hillary Clinton is a serial killer who's in cahoots with Obama to bring about the biblical end of days!"

Person 2: "Have you been watching Faux News again? These "news" reports sound an awful lot like conservative propaganda."

Person 1: "How'd you guess?! This wasn't from their opinion section, so it was supposedly objective!"
Faux News by Thatguyoverthere12334 October 1, 2016
A derogatory pun for FOX News, the 24 hour cable network which ushered in the age of shouting head pseudo-journalism.

See also faux
FAUX News: We Distort, You Comply
FAUX News by Dovetchka December 25, 2005
A 'media' (more like an entertainment channel) source which is strongly biased towards people who politically identify with conservative views. According to Media Bias/Fact Check, they are rated as mixed on the reporting scale and are also listed as a borderline questionable source. Really if anyone sites Faux News (Fox) as a legitimate source to support their argument-- I don't know what to tell you other than laugh.
Random Guy: Hey did you see the latest Faux News article.
Random Guy (2): *laughs*
Faux News by juniperbeesdocs June 28, 2020
Often mistakenly spelled, and pronounced, Fox News, this is a faux news channel where highly paid talking heads with highly piled hair talk in sound bites about really interesting and important world events.

What really confuses people is that it is a US news network with a French name (mispelled, of course, to further confuse those of us with only a middle school education).
"I heard it on Faux News so it must be true!"
Faux News by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011
An entertainment network underwritten and owned by Rupert Murdoch carrying nonsensical news-based programs written to appeal to the far-right of American politics without being fettered to archaic values such as journalistic integrity, honesty or objectivity.
Last night, I saw a report on how the government is planning to enact laws to require all people to sell everything they have and donate the proceeds to help unemployed lazy people.

That sounds horrible! I work too hard for my money to have to help those basterds! Where can I see that report?

Check it out on the Faux News website. Just click on the Bill O'Really button.
Faux News by brainpinky May 9, 2011
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