Fauted
A large, pants tearing, wall spattering fart filled with doodoo chunks that makes the whole room stink
Fauted by Richard Oxlong October 22, 2025
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I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020
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I just farted
What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
I just farted by goodlord! January 5, 2021
damn, she farted on my dick
"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."
damn, she farted on my dick by theleroy27 February 17, 2017
Who farted face
A face that people sometimes make when they are confused, bewilded, snobbish, or midly irritated. Characteristics include
- Squinting of the eyes
- Snarling of the nose
- Lip moving upwards
- Squinting of the eyes
- Snarling of the nose
- Lip moving upwards
Chloe from the show "24" often displays such a face.
In a sentence:
Dude, what's up with Chloe she always looks pissed and has that "who farted face"?
In a sentence:
Dude, what's up with Chloe she always looks pissed and has that "who farted face"?
Who farted face by Nico Valentino December 10, 2008