Fauted

A large, pants tearing, wall spattering fart filled with doodoo chunks that makes the whole room stink

John Davis fauted so hard he flew up in the air and reached the moon

by Richard Oxlong October 22, 2025

I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

Fatted

1)Fatted(process) is when you are getting heavily touched - you are getting fatted.

2)Fatted(verb) is the act of engaging in sexual activities with someone.

a)Send help i'm getting fatted
b)Yo bruv man i fatted jasmine so hard yesterday it was peng food farm

by phatted May 26, 2018

fatted up

When you fornicate obese women.

Carlos just fatted up by Rosie O' Donnell.

by Rolando McGee October 30, 2009

I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

Who farted face

A face that people sometimes make when they are confused, bewilded, snobbish, or midly irritated. Characteristics include
- Squinting of the eyes
- Snarling of the nose
- Lip moving upwards

Chloe from the show "24" often displays such a face.

In a sentence:
Dude, what's up with Chloe she always looks pissed and has that "who farted face"?

by Nico Valentino December 10, 2008