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Fluted 

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Fellatio with anal penetration using a finger. Thought to be named after the shape of a flute resembling a penis, and the fingers covering the holds resembling the anal penetration. Could also be due to the fact that the word “glutes” often autocorrects to “flutes”.
I got fluted so hard last night, it was the best experience of my life.
Fluted by Waterycute June 10, 2024
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Fluted 

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(adj.) – A term used to describe an irregular burn pattern in a spliff or joint, where a burn hole forms along the side, causing it to resemble a flute. This uneven combustion can be caused by improper rolling, uneven airflow, or inconsistencies in the material.
This spliff done fluted on me!
Fluted by Marica Linn January 31, 2025

blow it like a flute 

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Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.
Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute

Chest Flutes

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pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.
The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.
Chest Flutes by the Emperor January 25, 2014

Flute Blower

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A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.
The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.
Flute Blower by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010

flutebro 

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Male friends who play the flute, usually straight, but don't have to be.
Max: ayyy i love you my flutebro
Rick: love you right back flutebro

Wendy: so are you and Sam dating in the flute section?
Nick: nahh Sam's my flutebro
flutebro by fluteplaya101 September 29, 2020
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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