Factedness

The unbelievable super power of being filled with facts and badassery. So many facts that widows want to marry you and men turn gay just to ask you out.

Your factedness is on point today, Bruh.

by anonymous December 3, 2023

State of Fuckedness

New Jersey

"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"

by ActionJackson98 April 26, 2009

Fadedness

In a state of inebriation from large amounts of alcohol and/or marijuana.

"I can't fight the fadedness!"

by SwirlGirl March 2, 2005

Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

by ElHambo November 7, 2019

fuckedness

being fucked or screwed, particularly a state of being or way of life

"I'm in a constant state of fuckedness." "Neil's fuckedness is incredible; as soon as he finishes one paper he has two more."

by T. Neil Sroka November 17, 2003

Factiness

Careful, select use of the facts for the achievement of truthiness.

Fact: In 2002, the majority of Democratic senators voted to invade Iraq.
Factiness: They've been in power for two days now - it's their responsibility to get us out.

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

factiness

Colloquial term used to relate how completely true or full of facts something obviously is.

"Here are some ABSOLUTELY TRUE statements of factiness."

from: whedonesque com comments 11513#144405 October 2005

by morgan mghee April 11, 2008