FastEddy

Rides fast bikes fast and is known as Eddy.

Fuck me, was that FastEddy?? that was proper fast!

by Not telling September 30, 2003

fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE

"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."

by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003

Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

Fast Eddy

Fast Eddy is the greatest pool hustler ever as well as pool shark. He developed character after his girlfriend Sarah died and one night he couldve made $17000.

Fast Eddy shoots the eyes right off them balls

by Blake Landes April 8, 2006

fasteddie7

eddie bailietti HUGE FAG!!!!!!!!!! wow why does every1 hate this kid! someone needs a life!!!

" im eddie the massives FAGGOT!"
" i hate eddie no one likes him!"

by I HATE U EDDIE July 28, 2003

fasteddietv

Probably the coolest most wholesome streamer out there. his 13 inch penis means nothing when his heart is twice the size. not only will he merk you on Tarkov, but he will also be eating Taco Bell whilst doing it. An old rumor says he gets his talent and awesomeness from a versace jock strap he wears and never washes.

I was really sad and then fasteddietv started streaming and I forgot all of my problems!

by XevaTV April 25, 2023