When you're sitting in Ghiradelli and you start laughing so hard that your volume rises, you can't breathe, and other's around you are becoming deaf, tears are flowing rapidly down your face, and your stomach hurts so much that breathing is not an option.

The only possible explanation - someone faufed.

Fauf by dr. manslut July 20, 2009

Related Words

Fauf • Faufar • Faufbjelk • Faufernickle • Faufie • faufreluches • Fauft

Faufbjelk

The Act of Milking a tortoise

Tony Loves Faufbjelk More than his Family

Faufbjelk by Oure September 29, 2018

faufreluches

Class system as created within the Dune universe of Frank Herbert's series of books, Dune.

His position in life was defined within the faufreluches class system

faufreluches by CreoleRower July 26, 2009

Fauft

To fart and cough at the same time in a public or private area.

Hey dude, I just fauft in front of this woman. I was not sure whether or not I should be embarrassed or proud at myself.

Fauft by Tazou May 23, 2018

Faufar

A Faufar is when you jerk it into your socks and than grab it off the floor to wear that day.

Today Dusty tried to put a rock solid faufar on his foot, next time he should use a tissue.

Faufar by boooooobbbbbeeeh March 3, 2009

Faufie

A selfie with Dr. Anthony Fauci or an image of Fauci (cardboard cutout, etc.)

After I got my vaccine, there was a carboard cutout or Dr. Anthony Fauci, so I took a Faufie!

Faufie by Philomena Zappa March 9, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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