Fatitus

a sexually transmitted disease, caught by fucking fat bitches, that causes one to gave weight rapidly

Nate's fuckbuddy gave him fatitus which caused him to gain 100 pounds in one month. He is such a fatass!!

by Pussconone November 3, 2009

fartitus

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.

Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!

by samlap June 26, 2008

fatitude

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.

That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.

by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008

fatitude

A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.

Wow, Greg sure has a bad case of fatitude that needs to get adjusted.

by Guy in the QFC parking lot February 19, 2011

fatitude

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.

The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.

by RyMacD May 29, 2007

Fatitude

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.

Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"

by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013

Fatijus

a exclamation of surprise,or if something surprises you a word to use instead of a curse word.

What in the fatijus is wrong wit you're face!

by lemony popit February 27, 2009