Fatifus 

A nicer way to call someone fat

Bob- Whoa, did you see the new kid?
John- No, but I heard he was quite a fatifus.

Fatifus by Jerry Zeng August 28, 2009

Fatijus 

a exclamation of surprise,or if something surprises you a word to use instead of a curse word.

What in the fatijus is wrong wit you're face!

Fatijus by lemony popit February 27, 2009

Fatitus

a sexually transmitted disease, caught by fucking fat bitches, that causes one to gave weight rapidly

Nate's fuckbuddy gave him fatitus which caused him to gain 100 pounds in one month. He is such a fatass!!

Fatitus by Pussconone November 3, 2009

Faticus Caticus 

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.

"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."

Faticus Caticus by Vyvyan Newmali April 4, 2009

Faticus Mightybelly 

You will continue to get fatter and fatter until you roll cities down like Katamari.

The only way to curse somebody with this is if they end a sentence with, "But then I took an arrow in the knee".

FATICUS MIGHTYBELLY, FUCK YEAH!

Faticus Mightybelly by Mikeissupercoolandsexy June 11, 2012

Fatidus 

When you know you eat more than you’re suppose to

I think Jim has fatidus because he’s always eating Sally’s ass

Fatidus by BENDOVER691400 June 14, 2018

Fatinus 

Lentini is a sexy dexy.

Fatinus hiereg min kullimkirn

Fatinus by Murerdaw May 8, 2019