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fartitus 

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.
Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!
fartitus by samlap June 26, 2008
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Fartitus 

Lisa, quit being a fartitus
Fartitus by ElsaaFrat March 15, 2021

farticus 

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.
after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"
farticus by Mattsolit April 10, 2006

fartitude 

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Farticus 

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.
George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.
Farticus by FireZombie October 10, 2014

fartitude 

A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.
Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.
fartitude by mr soybot January 24, 2007

Poop Fartious 

An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”
Who even are you, bro? YOU leave.
Tomathius? More like poop fartious.
Poop Fartious by Known Blanket March 20, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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