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Fartitus 

Lisa, quit being a fartitus
Fartitus by ElsaaFrat March 15, 2021

farticus 

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.
after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"
farticus by Mattsolit April 10, 2006

fartitude 

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Farticus 

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.
George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.
Farticus by FireZombie October 10, 2014

fartitude 

A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.
Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.
fartitude by mr soybot January 24, 2007

Poop Fartious 

An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”
Who even are you, bro? YOU leave.
Tomathius? More like poop fartious.