A person who willingly takes the blame for a fart when it wasn't theirs, especially to protect the true farter from suffering unbearable embarrassment.
I was with Julie at her swearing in ceremony when she ripped a thunderclap. I quickly became a fartyr for her!
by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2012
Get the Fartyr mug.John knew his wife had ripped an awful fart at the dinner party, and when Dave noticed and called attention to the awful odor, John decided to be a fartyr by apologizing and saying it was he that had farted. FartFartyrMartyrFlatulence
by Jeffblue88 August 1, 2015
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A Fart Martyr. Someone who, in the company of others, holds in a fart, causing themselves immense discomfort in order to spare the tastebuds of those around them.
Dramon: I went out with Beccy again last night, saw that new Tarantino movie.
Rick: For real. That shit worth seeing?
Dramon: I dunno man, all I remember is holding in the biggest booty coughs for three damn hours. That shit damn near killed me. Shouldn't have had those burritos for lunch dog.
Rick: Just let that shit out man. No point tryna be some kind of Fartyr. Release and deny bro, release and deny.
Rick: For real. That shit worth seeing?
Dramon: I dunno man, all I remember is holding in the biggest booty coughs for three damn hours. That shit damn near killed me. Shouldn't have had those burritos for lunch dog.
Rick: Just let that shit out man. No point tryna be some kind of Fartyr. Release and deny bro, release and deny.
by Jakov69 October 27, 2018
Get the Fartyr mug.Joseph was made a fartyr of by Bryan to avoid embarrassment on a first date. Joseph accepted this because Bryan was his nigga.
by bargingo October 10, 2021
Get the fartyr mug.An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.
by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015
Get the Farty-breath mug.The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.
Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?
by surfer91919 January 28, 2021
Get the Fartridge mug.When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.
"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"
by MattKV July 1, 2008
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