One who projects flatulence in such a manner so as to create the appearance that said flatulence (and ensuing aroma) was the product of an unknowing, and normally unsuspecting, third party.
Steve: You stink!
Chuck: Wasn't me.
Chad: Wasn't me either...
Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.
Chuck: Wasn't me.
Chad: Wasn't me either...
Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.
by Everyone But Steve... May 10, 2008
1. One who has the ability to 'throw' their farts. Thus misdirecting the source of the smell and absolving themselves of any blame;
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.
John: Who the eff farted?! Was that you Steve?
Steve: No, it was that guy Danny over there in the corner. He's an expert Fartriloquist.
Steve: No, it was that guy Danny over there in the corner. He's an expert Fartriloquist.
by Pete Pete Pete February 18, 2011
Someone with the ability to 'throw' their farts in a martial arts like fashion. These are NOT people who need to blame the dog. They can throw a fart into the next room. They are silent as Ninjas.
That dude's a Fartriloquist. We were partying. He let one go and I got the blame. My GF told me how rude I was to fart in public. We broke up over that f-ing Fartriloquist
by scottstathedot May 15, 2012
Three men sit in a small car...
Person 1: *massive juicy fart*
Person 2: Ew what the feck! Who was that?!
Person 1: It was Person 3.
Person 3: No it wasn't! It was Person 1.
Person 2: So Person 1 is a fartriloquist. Right, whatever you say, dude.
Person 1: *massive juicy fart*
Person 2: Ew what the feck! Who was that?!
Person 1: It was Person 3.
Person 3: No it wasn't! It was Person 1.
Person 2: So Person 1 is a fartriloquist. Right, whatever you say, dude.
by The Green Nuisance December 04, 2020
The ability to not only blame the dog, but to make it appear that the sound and aroma came from the dog as well!
Jimmy: Dude, that dog ripped one, and it's a nasty one!
Johnny: Ha! That was me, bro! I am a fartriloquist!
Johnny: Ha! That was me, bro! I am a fartriloquist!
by bgndfan May 04, 2011
by Woodysunltd March 30, 2009
Andrew was good at 'throwing' blame for his farts onto others. In fact, he was the best fartriloquist in all of Australia.
by K-Rutch November 16, 2008