roost

To spend a long time sitting on the toilet.

Marcus likes to eat Mexican food and then roost in the upstairs bathroom for an hour or two.

by RunningFool May 22, 2006

roost

to sit on the toilet for an extended amount of time

That roost was so long that I read two more chapters out of this book.

by T&A July 30, 2008

roost

Draws from the avian form of roosting. You just lay down as if to take a nap but don't actually sleep. You just lay there to either rest up or to collect your thoughts.

Douglass: "Yo my playah-pimp Abdulai, what have you been doing for the past two hours"
Abdulai: "Oh man I've just been roosting on my roosting-accessible bed"
Douglass:"Why didn't you tell me you were gonna roost!"

by The Guido October 01, 2006

roost

To burn rubber, shoot dirt, sling mud using your tires

See that guy behine you? Roost all over his new car.

by red*fox November 07, 2003

roost

To have sex, or to be in the process of procuring the sex.

My neighbour came to yell at me for being too loud, but I just said I'd quit being loud when he quit roostin' broads at 4 am to shitty techno.

by dunner January 02, 2006

roost

Another word for sex.

'Did you get you ''roost'' on?'

by captain_birdseye December 10, 2003

roost

Human-Bird hybrids preening and coddling in public as though perched, trapped in a small nest.

Josh and Carrie are really taking their relationship to the next level...look at them roosting over there in the corner.

by Kenyon February 08, 2003