Fartridge 

The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.

Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?

Fartridge by surfer91919 January 28, 2021

Fartridge 

Part Fart, Part Partridge. Easy to see which end is which.

"It's Part Fart, Part Partridge. You could put this Fartridge on your mantleshelf, or striaght into the incinerator, Larry." (Bob Mortimer)

Fartridge by Parp. September 8, 2009

louis partridge

the cutest man on the planet who the millie stans all want. an underrated cutie yup!!!

person one : hey man! my girlfriend won’t stop talking about louis partridge!
person two : that sucks ... well what can you do?

louis partridge by L 😜😜 September 30, 2020

louis partridge

the most perfect human being on planet earth

'louis partridge is such an amazing and talented human being.'

louis partridge by kgxcla October 29, 2020

Louis Partridge

that very handsome boy who starred in Enola Holmes...not only he's a good actor he SKATES, PLAYS PIANO, CAN PLAY FOOTBALL, And is a very wise young man :) the minute i knew he can skate i knew he was THAT man.

I would let Louis Partridge step on me and I'd thank him.

Louis Partridge by peachyyjhs November 5, 2020

louis partridge

the most sexiest man alive. he is so hot that whenever anyone looks at him, they think he is the most hottest person ever (which he is)

“louis partridge is so sexy oh my fucking god”

louis partridge by missgurlasf January 11, 2021

Louis Partridge

a hottie who stars in enola holmes, and millie bobby brown steals him from all the ladie >:c

did you hear how hot louis partridge is, but millie is stealing him from us

Louis Partridge by Athiebear October 4, 2020