Definitions by bargingo

geode 

Any crystalized hard drug, typically methamphetamine.
Derived from the inside of a geode.

I got this new iPhone 5c. $400. No box, no charger, don't know the code.

First of all, you MUST be smokin' that geode to think a fucking 10 year old iPhone is worth $400. You stole that shit for crack money!

geode by bargingo November 28, 2022

fartyr 

somebody you blame a fart on

Joseph was made a fartyr of by Bryan to avoid embarrassment on a first date. Joseph accepted this because Bryan was his nigga.

fartyr by bargingo October 10, 2021

Geode 

Crack or other rock/crystal-esque substances to get you tweaking.

to guy 1: im feening bad man, need geode...

to guy 2: wanna buy this iphone? i dont have the charger...

Geode by bargingo February 9, 2021

EWINCHI 

Everybody Wants it, Nobody Can Have it. The classic coming-of-age trope. (can be stylized EWI;NCHI)
Used when describing a steamin' hot hot hot girl or guy, who is either (likely) taken, or one of a dozen other reasons why you need not apply.

Reasons why someone could be an EWINCHI:
Hot girl/guy online going viral.
Literal celebrity.
Women online are not real.™
"He's the most popular guy in school!"
gay

Or anything that makes this person your equivalent to an MPDG.

She's cute, she can dance real well, sometimes she falls asleep in class like me, but she's so popular... Suzy is a total EWINCHI.

EWINCHI by bargingo March 12, 2020

OULP 

Means Old User; Lost Password, thus making "OU;LP" also an acceptable form.

welcome to my profile, OULP, you'd probably recognize me as (old name)

OULP by bargingo August 10, 2019

AMG 

AMG is the acronym for Asian Muscle Girls
An Asian Muscle Girl is a strong, muscular, and/or buff Asian woman.

hmm... today i will spread the gospel of AMGs...

AMG by bargingo May 29, 2019