Fartnuck

Some retard named John

i'm a Fartnuck

by tae22 February 26, 2020

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FartBucks

A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.

Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.

“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”

“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”

by Danull February 14, 2019

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fartfucker

someone who has sex with farts

When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

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Fartbucket

A car (usually import, more recently domestic) which has no performance modifications to it except a high flow exhaust system that when the driver steps on the gas, makes a sound like you're farting into a bucket.

"Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbb", said the Honda Civic

"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."

by TMGChuck January 28, 2010

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