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farknuckle 

That Raiders game was 'farknuckle.'
farknuckle by Benjielle September 28, 2017
Words you can keep

rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it
Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.
rusty fucknuckle by cornfritter April 14, 2011

farnuculent

A made up word. An imaginary lexicon construction. A spontaneous utterance perhaps used by reflex or surprise. A word formed at random from a reaction similar to an onomatopoeia.
Farnuculent does exist as a real word, however, it is defined as a fabricated word.
I didn't understand the drunk man at the bar slurring his speech and mumbling farnuculent phrases. I think he was inventing insults and uttering them under his alcoholic breath.
Stubbing one's toe in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom might induce a phrase of phonetic peculiarity such as, "eeyaag!" This word, if used, would be farnuculent.
farnuculent by KhanSultans September 11, 2010

fucknuckle 

a wanker, an idiot, a jack-off. technically someone who fucks their knuckle, i.e. their hand.
instead of calling someone "fuckin' wanker" or "jack-off", you might call them "fucknuckle" - quite offensive.
fucknuckle by Macalito January 29, 2006

fucknuckle 

n.used to describe someone who is an arsehole or is very stupid. mainly used in australia and newzealand, as far as i know. a negative desription of said person.
similar to fucktard
the coupling of two english words fuck and knuckle
'john howard is a fucknuckle'
'yeah,what a fucknuckle'

fucknuckle 

Fuck off Howard you pillow-biting fucknuckle
fucknuckle by Anonymous April 20, 2003

fucknuckler 

you stupid fucking FUCKNUCKLER!
fucknuckler by Richard Fury January 16, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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