fartnuckle 

A fart so voluminous that after it has been expelled from your system you have to tighten up your belt by at least one buckle.

Fartnuckles are best experienced when they're a total surprise.

You'd think it would be call a "fartbuckle" but it's actually "fartnuckle," with an "n." And to be clear, it's not "fartknuckle" with a "kn." It's just an "n."

For any Game of Thrones fans:
one horn is a fartnuckle, two horns wildlings, three horns White Walkers

fartnuckle by Ae5Ea8 January 18, 2017

farnuculent

A made up word. An imaginary lexicon construction. A spontaneous utterance perhaps used by reflex or surprise. A word formed at random from a reaction similar to an onomatopoeia.

Farnuculent does exist as a real word, however, it is defined as a fabricated word.
I didn't understand the drunk man at the bar slurring his speech and mumbling farnuculent phrases. I think he was inventing insults and uttering them under his alcoholic breath.
Stubbing one's toe in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom might induce a phrase of phonetic peculiarity such as, "eeyaag!" This word, if used, would be farnuculent.

farnuculent by KhanSultans September 11, 2010

Fartsickle 

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

Fartsickle by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

fartfucker 

someone who has sex with farts

When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.

fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

fartfunkled 

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

fartfunkled by Amber June 30, 2004

Fartbucket 

A car (usually import, more recently domestic) which has no performance modifications to it except a high flow exhaust system that when the driver steps on the gas, makes a sound like you're farting into a bucket.

"Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbb", said the Honda Civic

"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."

Fartbucket by TMGChuck January 28, 2010

Fartbucket 

An exhaust mod that exceeds 3 inches in diameter. Frequently used by ricers

lol look at that ricer with a huge fartbucket! i bet it gives his car 20 more horsepower!

Fartbucket by markusalkemus66 December 22, 2008