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Fartnocker 

Someone who jams farts back up into the ass with your finger, clogging it.
Fartnocker by STEPHEN DOUGLAS March 24, 2003
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Fartnocker 

One who farts one purpose.
You are such a frickin' Fartnocker.
Fartnocker by Nick s. April 3, 2004

fartknocker 

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.
While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"
fartknocker by SoulfulZen May 15, 2005

fartlocker 

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).
fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005

fartfucker 

someone who has sex with farts
When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.
fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.
"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."
the fartlocker by sphillips609 March 8, 2010

farternocker

a name that you can call someone, normaly a loser
Courtney is a huge Farternocker!!
farternocker by jim283452053 November 15, 2010
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