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Fartjuice 

made by having a wet fart
oops i have fartjuice now
Fartjuice by HOOMAN! November 27, 2018
fag·juice (fag·joose) noun
1. One of the rarest juices in the world, extracted from root of fagitus, found only in several of the worlds dormant volcanoes.

2. Often used as an insult to express anger when a friend does not wish to show you their new butch haircut.
1. Now this, children, is known as root of fagitus. Highly toxic, I suggest you do not consume.

2. Person 1: I will not send you a picture of my haircut, Katrina. It's too butch for my liking. You will have to see it for yourself on Monday.
Person 2: BUT I CAN'T WAIT TILL MONDAY, FAGJUICE.
Fagjuice by ihatethesethings June 5, 2010

fart juice 

the stuff that runs out your butt when you fart..
i just got some fart juice in my daks
fart juice by graham hill June 26, 2004

Firejuice 

Slang term for alcohol. Usually of a strong nature, and generally in abundance. People who break out the firejuice definitely intend to get utterly shit-faced. No kiddie drinks... a la Bacardi Breezer.
"Well, that's the last exam."
"Do you think we passed?"
"I don't know, but I plan on getting severely pissed until we find out."
"Well said. Break out the firejuice, mate."

2 Months Later

"Fuck, we failed."
"..."

"MORE FIREJUICE! FML!"
Firejuice by HarlequinRaven January 26, 2010

facejuice 

gossip on facebook, the dirt i.e. status updates, pictures, events, etc. anything and everything worthy of gossip on facebook
T: Got any good facejuice today?
J: YES, Tina just posted on my minifeed that she's pregnant...AGAIN!!!!!
facejuice by itsjilllll August 17, 2009

Fartnicense 

The ability to know when a fart will stink.
I knew I didn’t need to poop so I had the fartnicense to rip ass in confidence.
Fartnicense by Almost-a-Doctor February 20, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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