Fartjuice

A small amount of gathered moisture excreted from the anus when releasing a hefty fart.

Im so thirsty i could drink fartjuice!

by Peaches got owned May 21, 2006

Fartjuice

made by having a wet fart

oops i have fartjuice now

by HOOMAN! November 27, 2018

Fagjuice

fag·juice (fag·joose) noun
1. One of the rarest juices in the world, extracted from root of fagitus, found only in several of the worlds dormant volcanoes.

2. Often used as an insult to express anger when a friend does not wish to show you their new butch haircut.

1. Now this, children, is known as root of fagitus. Highly toxic, I suggest you do not consume.

2. Person 1: I will not send you a picture of my haircut, Katrina. It's too butch for my liking. You will have to see it for yourself on Monday.
Person 2: BUT I CAN'T WAIT TILL MONDAY, FAGJUICE.

by ihatethesethings June 5, 2010

fart juice

the stuff that runs out your butt when you fart..

i just got some fart juice in my daks

by graham hill June 26, 2004

Firejuice

Slang term for alcohol. Usually of a strong nature, and generally in abundance. People who break out the firejuice definitely intend to get utterly shit-faced. No kiddie drinks... a la Bacardi Breezer.

"Well, that's the last exam."
"Do you think we passed?"
"I don't know, but I plan on getting severely pissed until we find out."
"Well said. Break out the firejuice, mate."

2 Months Later

"Fuck, we failed."
"..."

"MORE FIREJUICE! FML!"

by HarlequinRaven January 26, 2010

facejuice

gossip on facebook, the dirt i.e. status updates, pictures, events, etc. anything and everything worthy of gossip on facebook

T: Got any good facejuice today?
J: YES, Tina just posted on my minifeed that she's pregnant...AGAIN!!!!!

by itsjilllll August 17, 2009

Fartnicense

The ability to know when a fart will stink.

I knew I didn’t need to poop so I had the fartnicense to rip ass in confidence.

by Almost-a-Doctor February 20, 2022