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fag·juice (fag·joose) noun
1. One of the rarest juices in the world, extracted from root of fagitus, found only in several of the worlds dormant volcanoes.

2. Often used as an insult to express anger when a friend does not wish to show you their new butch haircut.
1. Now this, children, is known as root of fagitus. Highly toxic, I suggest you do not consume.

2. Person 1: I will not send you a picture of my haircut, Katrina. It's too butch for my liking. You will have to see it for yourself on Monday.
Person 2: BUT I CAN'T WAIT TILL MONDAY, FAGJUICE.
Fagjuice by ihatethesethings June 5, 2010
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The act of being a homosexual, fag, or Zei Kirin, while being an idiot.
You steaming cup of fagjuice.
fagjuice by MC Hammer 2K3 January 21, 2004
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The white slimey sticky substance that shoots from a male's penis into another male's rectum.
"Chad's ass smells like fag juice! And Courtney licks it!"
fag juice by Chris Fanara April 22, 2007

Fatjuice 

a juice with human fats in it
Fatjuice not like a thick juice but instead of juice its fats human fats.. example."hey! joe, i stole fats and juicify it!"
Fatjuice by Trollergus July 24, 2022
In men’s prison meth is called Faggot Juice. It turns straight guys into straight up homos. Cause the longer you do meth, it’s guaranteed you’ll end up a pathetic turned-out cuckold; obsessed with tranny porn, while your wife and her bbc bull take turns putting the hammer down.
“ Scott’s been slamming that fag juice. His mom must be so proud rest her soul
Fag Juice by *Jus Keep’n Shit Real* September 6, 2022
A nectar aquired from only the finest establishments, some may say it is “just a regular Fanta” but it is a beautiful bottle of Fanta with Freddy Fazbear’s face on it.
Nate Nate: Dude I just drank your last Fazjuice
Masso: Are you fucking kidding me Nate they don’t make those anymore
Fazjuice by Guck Messiah May 19, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026