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facejuice 

gossip on facebook, the dirt i.e. status updates, pictures, events, etc. anything and everything worthy of gossip on facebook
T: Got any good facejuice today?
J: YES, Tina just posted on my minifeed that she's pregnant...AGAIN!!!!!
facejuice by itsjilllll August 17, 2009
Words you can keep
fag·juice (fag·joose) noun
1. One of the rarest juices in the world, extracted from root of fagitus, found only in several of the worlds dormant volcanoes.

2. Often used as an insult to express anger when a friend does not wish to show you their new butch haircut.
1. Now this, children, is known as root of fagitus. Highly toxic, I suggest you do not consume.

2. Person 1: I will not send you a picture of my haircut, Katrina. It's too butch for my liking. You will have to see it for yourself on Monday.
Person 2: BUT I CAN'T WAIT TILL MONDAY, FAGJUICE.
Fagjuice by ihatethesethings June 5, 2010

Fuckjuice Gargler 

1) An extreme slang term for gay, or someone who gargles with the combined juices from sex.

2)A phrase used by Puppy from Retarded Animal Babies calling Bunny a fag.
What's your problem now, Fuckjuice Gargler? Did you just realize how gay you are?
Fuckjuice Gargler by Flaminsane January 1, 2010

Fartjuice 

A small amount of gathered moisture excreted from the anus when releasing a hefty fart.
Im so thirsty i could drink fartjuice!

fuckjuice 

the orgasms from a man and a woman mixed. as in the final juice mix of lovemaking
"youre a tall glass of fuckjuice"
fuckjuice by Vincent Smith September 3, 2007

Firejuice 

Slang term for alcohol. Usually of a strong nature, and generally in abundance. People who break out the firejuice definitely intend to get utterly shit-faced. No kiddie drinks... a la Bacardi Breezer.
"Well, that's the last exam."
"Do you think we passed?"
"I don't know, but I plan on getting severely pissed until we find out."
"Well said. Break out the firejuice, mate."

2 Months Later

"Fuck, we failed."
"..."

"MORE FIREJUICE! FML!"
Firejuice by HarlequinRaven January 26, 2010

fuckjuice 

noun, the vaginal secretion

This is the natural lubrication that women release through the vagina.
Fuckjuice ran out of her cunt and down the insides of her thighs.
fuckjuice by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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