Definitions by Almost-a-Doctor

HCIT

The psychological trauma and stress created by numerous visitations and interactions with the version of a Carole that manifests when that Carole is in the hospital. The Carole is usually overly rigid and demanding, and doesn’t realize the how unrealistic their expectations are.

We should all seek therapy for the HCIT we’ve experienced lately .

HCIT by Almost-a-Doctor August 29, 2026

Fartnicense 

The ability to know when a fart will stink.

I knew I didn’t need to poop so I had the fartnicense to rip ass in confidence.

Fartnicense by Almost-a-Doctor February 20, 2022

Vaccigraphics 

The Covid-19 vaccination statistics of a population or geographic area.

Usually used by fire department command staff or other questionable semi-professionals

Don’t travel to that area, their vaccigraphics indicate most of the population is not vaccinated.

Vaccigraphics by Almost-a-Doctor August 26, 2021