Almost-a-Doctor's definitions

Fartnicense

The ability to know when a fart will stink.

I knew I didn’t need to poop so I had the fartnicense to rip ass in confidence.

by Almost-a-Doctor February 20, 2022

Vaccigraphics

The Covid-19 vaccination statistics of a population or geographic area.

Usually used by fire department command staff or other questionable semi-professionals

Don’t travel to that area, their vaccigraphics indicate most of the population is not vaccinated.

by Almost-a-Doctor August 26, 2021