Fartanoid

When you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren't sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.

Standing at the urinal: I just ate some bad mexican food, I'm all fartanoid, I don't know if I will shit my pants the next time I fart

by Kmart6 June 15, 2010

faranoid

When one is acting overly suspicious and paranoid like a Fara.

She was acting faranoid, checking the aisles for people she knew.

by Ellezers December 30, 2006

fartlaroid

n. 1 a small, ass-like creature with wings and a pig snout

2 the contraction of android and farter

3 a robot that farts uncontrollably

Did you see that fartlaroid run behind that tree?

by lolllll July 11, 2006

fatanoid

One who is paranoid of becoming fat. Characteristics include clinical depression and fear of obesity.

Yo that chick is so fatanoid, she never eats!

by Chris Kim July 27, 2004

Fartnoid

Paranoid of smelling a fart or someone who always smells phantom farts.

McGee: Did you fart? I smell a fart. (when actually no one farted). McGee, you are a Fartnoid, you are so paranoid of farts that you think you smell farts even when no one has farted!

by watunoabootdat December 20, 2010

fataloid

a person who is a real moron and is morbidly obese

hey that guy is a real fataloid

by the guy in da corner May 27, 2009

Fartanoia

The anxious state of not knowing whether passing gas will result in something more unpleasant.

"I had a moment of fartanoia and decided it was better to excuse myself to the restroom just in case."

by FatBallz6969 March 30, 2023