Fartanoia 

The anxious state of not knowing whether passing gas will result in something more unpleasant.

"I had a moment of fartanoia and decided it was better to excuse myself to the restroom just in case."

Fartanoia by FatBallz6969 March 30, 2023

fartaliate 

Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.

Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"

Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."

She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.

The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"

fartaliate by urblexicon July 19, 2015

Fartanguaton 

A robot monkey with severe gas.

Mary: Yo Bruce , I just gave that Fartanguaton some Gas-X!!!

Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!

Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.

Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.

Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!

Bruce: Your priorities are in order.

Mary: I have boobies.

Fartanguaton by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

Fartaliar 

Someone who lies about their own flatulence particularly during holiday family gatherings.

Dad: "Who farted?!?!"
Lucas: "It wasn't me!"
Dad: "I know it was you, you little fartaliar!"

Fartaliar by Nelson Davidson November 25, 2018

faranoid 

When one is acting overly suspicious and paranoid like a Fara.

She was acting faranoid, checking the aisles for people she knew.

faranoid by Ellezers December 30, 2006

fearanoia 

Fearanoia: (noun) Being scared of being more afraid.

During the worst months of the recession, the bad news came at such a staggering rate we all began to get fearanoia of the next newscast.

fearanoia by DR26 January 25, 2011

fatanoid 

One who is paranoid of becoming fat. Characteristics include clinical depression and fear of obesity.

Yo that chick is so fatanoid, she never eats!

fatanoid by Chris Kim July 27, 2004