Fartanoia
"I had a moment of fartanoia and decided it was better to excuse myself to the restroom just in case."
Fartanoia by FatBallz6969 March 30, 2023
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fartaliate
Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.
Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
fartaliate by urblexicon July 19, 2015
Related Words
Fartanoia • faranoia • Fartanoid • fartanharg • faranoid • Farhanzia • Fartaliar • fartaliate • Fartalogia • Fartanguaton
Fartanguaton
Mary: Yo Bruce , I just gave that Fartanguaton some Gas-X!!!
Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!
Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.
Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.
Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!
Bruce: Your priorities are in order.
Mary: I have boobies.
Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!
Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.
Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.
Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!
Bruce: Your priorities are in order.
Mary: I have boobies.
Fartanguaton by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018
Fartaliar
Fartaliar by Nelson Davidson November 25, 2018
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