faranoid 

When one is acting overly suspicious and paranoid like a Fara.

She was acting faranoid, checking the aisles for people she knew.

faranoid by Ellezers December 30, 2006

fatanoid 

One who is paranoid of becoming fat. Characteristics include clinical depression and fear of obesity.

Yo that chick is so fatanoid, she never eats!

fatanoid by Chris Kim July 27, 2004

Fartnoid 

Paranoid of smelling a fart or someone who always smells phantom farts.

McGee: Did you fart? I smell a fart. (when actually no one farted). McGee, you are a Fartnoid, you are so paranoid of farts that you think you smell farts even when no one has farted!

Fartnoid by watunoabootdat December 20, 2010

faranoia 

a false sense of paranoia by someone who is acting higher than they are

After taking a hit from the 3 foot pipe, Alex claimed that the cops were outside but we knew it was faranoia

faranoia by da gmurph March 23, 2008

Fartanoid 

When you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren't sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.

Standing at the urinal: I just ate some bad mexican food, I'm all fartanoid, I don't know if I will shit my pants the next time I fart

Fartanoid by Kmart6 June 15, 2010