faranoia

a false sense of paranoia by someone who is acting higher than they are

After taking a hit from the 3 foot pipe, Alex claimed that the cops were outside but we knew it was faranoia

by da gmurph March 23, 2008

faranoid

When one is acting overly suspicious and paranoid like a Fara.

She was acting faranoid, checking the aisles for people she knew.

by Ellezers December 30, 2006

fearanoia

Fearanoia: (noun) Being scared of being more afraid.

During the worst months of the recession, the bad news came at such a staggering rate we all began to get fearanoia of the next newscast.

by DR26 January 25, 2011

Fartanoia

The anxious state of not knowing whether passing gas will result in something more unpleasant.

"I had a moment of fartanoia and decided it was better to excuse myself to the restroom just in case."

by FatBallz6969 March 30, 2023